don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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