Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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