Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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