we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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