do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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