You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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