it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Bring me that man meat
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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