Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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