Where is the hickey?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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