I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
