He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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