We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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