we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
