Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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