Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Randomize