Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We left an ass print on the piano.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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