i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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