I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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