Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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