i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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