But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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