so explain again why im purple
no
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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