Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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