We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I will pee on everything he values.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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