like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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