yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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