ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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