i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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