...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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