I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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