i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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