I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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