i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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