I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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