If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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