He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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