eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize