i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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