Buhtt sex?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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