You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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