I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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