He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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