I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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