How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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