You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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