Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
well I can't set my house on fire every night
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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