Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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