you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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