it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You can't motorboat a personality
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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