it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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