I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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