it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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