whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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