Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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