Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Help. Why am I so naked?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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