You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
no you cant smoke seaweed
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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